Welcome to my website!

ruby as the hero from dragon quest 1, animated and crab walking

My name is Ruby May Valentine!

I make stuff!

a button that says this is an anti-NFT site
a button of ruby as the dragon quest hero with a blinking night sky background and it says rubyzone, this button will simply bring you to the home page, it's mostly here for people to copy and put places
an animated button that says questions or comments? email
a aniamted button that says 'the all new 88 by 62'
a crt tv showing very pixelated video of random stuff
a gif of a pixelated drawing of a crt tv with a moving screen showing nearly unrecognizeable dragon quest 1 gameplay
an animated button that says the big the bold 264 x 264

I'm a secret message outside the flow of the document, only for desktop user's eyes, yes there's so much empty space on desktop, because everyone uses phones for browsing these days, and I like mobile as well, so it's streamlined for mobile, but at least you get this fun message to look at, I'm over here.

(edit 2023-01-30: I guess you can also see this if you turn your phone sideways, fuck me, I could fix that easily, but this edit being here is funnier.)

I'm also a secret, here's a pic of a slime

a drawing of a dragon quest slime hopping over a rock